R.I.P HEDGE 7/18/05

Pete here. I am so sad to say that my beloved husband has just died. It was a very sad moment for me and Jakey. Jakey came home and asked me why Hedge was all puffed up, and I said I did not know...then, he started eating like everything was fine...and then layed in the cage, breathing heavy. Then....it was over...I just dont know how wI will be able to carry on now....

It was that damned cat luigi. He attacked the cage one day, and chased hedge to the kitchen. Now, he is dead...I will take revenge on the cat if it is the last thing I do....

Memorial service for hedge will be this afternoon. I am not sure of the time. When I feel up to the task of making arangements. You are all welcome to attend. They will be held in Jakey's front yard. Burial and service will all occur at the same time. Please come and share your regrets and thoughts with Jakey and I. Call Jakey for more information.

~Pete~

Hello! Pete here. Our previous owner, Tiffy, apparently doesnt love us anymore. She decided to give us up. *sigh* oh well, we have found a good home here with Jakey. Yes, I know his name is Jake, but I heard this tall pretty girl call him Jakey, and I liked it! Hedge is not allowed to use the computer. If you read our last xanga, you know about his....problem. For those of you who dont know, well...he likes to look at baby parakeet porn. It is shameful, and puts a strain on our marriage. but, we will work through. He is banned from the computer for a while, so I will be taking care of the xanga-ing for a little while. I like it here so far, but the cats that also live here are starting to look at us a weird way...I think they want to eat us...which is scary...But Jakey keeps them away. Jakey has also been looking at some things on his big computer about training us. I think Pete and I will resist for a while, just for kicks and giggles. you know. Well, that is all for now. I will update soon! ~Pete~